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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Who's a big boy, huh? Who's a big boy?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Lilac Personal Shopping.
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-Hey, you.
-Hey.
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My cousin came through
on those day-spa certificates.
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Excellent. How's outside Daffy's at 11?
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Perfect.
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You want some lunch? I was
gonna sit down to a tuna san.
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-Onions? In the morning?
-Actually, it's 2:00.
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I'm going out by the pool.
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What, Mom?
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You were gonna get up at
8:30 to be at TCBY Yogurt
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when the manager got there.
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Five days till school starts.
What's the use of getting a job?
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Oh, I don't know. A few
textbooks you could buy.
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Pairs of socks. And anything
that we don't have to supply.
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This whole thing about
working between now and class
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is about you being pissed because
I didn't intern at the playhouse.
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We bought you a car so you could
drive back and forth to your internship.
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You don't feel bad you
didn't live up to your end?
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We've been through this how many times?
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There was no stagecraft
whatsoever in what they had me doing.
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Xeroxing does not count
towards a drama internship.
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Did you call the drama
department, check that out?
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No, I didn't, so can we
shitcan the courtroom theatrics?
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Watch your mouth.
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Like I haven't been
through enough this year.
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Twelve credits each semester.
I'm not entitled to a summer?
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You hardly… [PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Are you kidding?
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Listen, can I call you back?
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You hardly broke a C, Meadow,
your entire second semester.
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Maybe you forgot my ex-boyfriend died?
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Your grades started going
down while you were with Jackie.
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Great.
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Jesus, did you ever
lose a friend at my age?
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Did you ever have to
grieve when you were 19?
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Meadow, honey, you should
have been working this summer.
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If only to feel good about
yourself. Get your mind off Jackie
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-instead of laying out by that pool.
-I read, Mom, out by that pool.
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-Probably half the canon.
-"The canon." Okay, what is that now?
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Now?
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The great books? Western literature?
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Dead white males?
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Who even in their reductionism
have quite interesting things to say
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about death and loss.
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More interesting than
what you have to say.
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Is Mary Higgins Clark part of that group?
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Because that's what I saw you
reading every time I passed by the pool.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello? Oh, hi. You're
not surprised, are you?
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Come on, he's so totally duplicitous.
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He had the nerve to
come to the pub crawl?
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Can I call you back?
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Are we through talking?
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-Did you at least register for classes?
-I will.
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Oh, just go.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Hi.
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There's some guy in your
driveway with a ponytail?
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What is his story?
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-Hi, Mrs. Sop.
-Hello, Misty.
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[DOOR BELL]
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Fur, hi. He'll be down in a
second. He's just changing.
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He was working outside this morning.
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-So you want some coffee?
-Sure.
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[DOOR CLOSING]
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-I'm gonna buy a house, you know.
-No, I didn't. Where?
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-Nutley.
-So you're gonna stay, huh?
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-You gonna become a citizen too?
-No, you don't need that.
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-How's it going, Ton?
-Oh, here at Peaceful Acres? Just swell.
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You don't got time for coffee.
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I need you to drop me
off so I can pick up my car.
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Then I got an appointment.
I'll drive myself. All right?
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Later.
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-Say goodbye to Med for me.
-Why don't you say goodbye yourself.
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[DOOR OPENING]
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I'll tell you what a gold mine
is, those Harry Potter books.
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That's because it gives the other
kids, the 98-pound weaklings, hope.
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Oh, speaking of 98 pounds?
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I hear Ginny Sack's getting a
95-pound mole taken off her ass.
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Hey, some guy's wife. Come on.
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All right, gentlemen, I gotta go.
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-Talk to Patsy.
-Happy birthday.
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All right, come on.
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-See you, guys.
-See you, Ton.
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Happy birthday, Al.
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So, Pasqualin', I understand we
have some business to discuss.
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The floor is yours.
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Go on, tell him.
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I drove out to Youngstown
to see Uncle Paulie,
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and he was, I don't know
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hoping you could settle this shit with
Ralph and the no-show carpenter jobs.
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Ralph?
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Okay, for the record, I had
my guy go over the books.
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We can do maybe two carpenter
jobs: one no-show, one no-work.
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Two jobs? On a $300 million project?
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Come on, Ralph.
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What's the real number?
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What am I, speaking in tongues
here? Two. Maybe I can do three.
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-My uncle's looking for at least 10.
-I'm talking here.
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The guy's in the can.
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You think you wanna keep him happy maybe?
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All right. Here it is.
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And this comes from…
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For the duration
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you will give Paulie five carpenter jobs:
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Two no-shows and three no-works.
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One of the no-shows our
friend in Youngstown keeps,
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and one he gives to Chrissy here.
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The others, the no-work
jobs, that's for Paulie.
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How he wants to distribute them.
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It is so decreed. Now, if
there isn't anything else?
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There is something else.
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With Paulie in the can, there's
a new acting capo of his crew.
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-It's Chrissy.
-Hey, Chrissy, good job.
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That's the way certain people want it,
and we trust there will be no ill will.
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This is fucking great. I mean, I
know I'm just the acting, but still…
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-It's a big responsibility, Chrissy.
-Hey, I got it covered.
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First thing I'm doing is
getting wings in my hair.
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You know, like Paulie.
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I'll talk to you later.
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[ENGINE STARTING UP]
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See these crystal paperweights?
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Last year, I bought the Christmas
gifts for the entire Jets front office.
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Over 600 of these, shaped like footballs.
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-You ever get tickets?
-Lost the account.
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To better times, huh?
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That's so adorable, with the
animals shaped like letters.
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I know, if I ever have a baby…
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Yeah.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Christopher talks about
having kids once in a while.
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I don't know.
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-Where is our angry young man?
-Out with his friends, I guess.
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I used to date this one guy Vinnie.
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He was more like a fuck buddy,
but he lived on Staten Island.
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I swear, we'd be in
the middle of doing it,
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and if his goddamn beeper went off
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then he'd just leave.
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I think he was, like,
connected or something.
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He used to carry a gun.
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It's probably just to protect himself. I
mean, Christopher does sometimes.
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-When you're in a cash business…
-Stocks is a cash business?
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Can I tell you something?
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Sure.
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I don't think I can have kids.
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What? Why?
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I can't believe I'm telling you this.
It's just I feel really close to you.
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A long time ago, before
Christopher even, I had an abortion.
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I didn't want to. I know it was wrong,
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but the guy was such an
asshole. It was really the best thing.
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Anyway, there were complications.
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My gynecologist says
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that there's a good chance I
won't be able to hold a pregnancy.
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Oh, God, I can't believe
I'm telling you this.
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Christopher don't even
know. My own mother, even.
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Sometimes it helps to talk, huh?
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They can do incredible
things these days, Ade.
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When the time comes,
I know a great ob-gyn
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that my sister went to in the city.
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Really?
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[DOOR OPENING]
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You just show up without calling?
I thought you were going out.
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I'm a man of many mysteries.
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This is Christopher's
friend Paulie Germani.
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-Hey, how you doing?
-Hey.
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Yeah, so you put this in the back of
your freezer, it'll take out any odors.
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Go on, buy her a drink
somewheres. I gotta talk to my fiancée.
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-Christopher, some manners?
-I'll call you tomorrow, Ade.
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So, what? You from around here?
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-Something's wrong with that broad.
-Something's wrong with you.
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Yeah? Here's what's wrong with me.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, my God.
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-These diamonds…
-Harry Winston, baby.
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It's got more carats than Bugs Bunny.
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[GASP]
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Christopher.
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I had a great conversation
with Silvio today.
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What? Tell me.
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Let's just say that Carmela
ain't gonna be first lady forever.
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[SNORTING]
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Political disagreement is often a catalyst
leading to violence in a world gone mad.
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Burning rage in Korea spilled
onto the street with deadly results.
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Check it out. The guy in the red jacket?
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In like 10 seconds, that
cop's a fucking fireball.
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I don't think I wanna see this.
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[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]
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-Janice?
-Oh, fuck, it's my brother.
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Janice?
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Coming. I'm coming.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-What are you doing here?
-I was at Bacala's.
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-Figured I'd come by, say hello.
-Good. Good.
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-How's he doing?
-He's fat.
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Faces of Death? What, was The
Sound of Music already rented?
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It's research for our
Christian rock video
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I'm coordinating with the record release.
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That Tommy Mottola,
he's one slow motherfucker.
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-What's it been, about a year?
-Actually, we're not going with Sony.
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We're considering a
smaller independent label.
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Oh, naturally. Got any coffee?
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I may only have soy milk.
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What?
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What do you care, Tony? It's
none of your business anyhow.
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-Ralph Cifaretto, Janice?
-It's always fucking something with you.
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Why don't you stay out of
other people's living rooms.
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Jesus Christ.
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[DOOR CLOSING]
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[DOOR SLAMMING]
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You look good. Better than last time.
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Ralph came through with those jobs.
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-Well, what did Tony say?
-I guess Tony made him do it.
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I wished Albert a happy birthday for you.
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Who's been to see my ma?
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Well, I don't think anybody, Paulie.
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Chrissy says Tony sent
her some chocolates.
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Whoa. Chrissy said T made a killing
in real estate down Frelinghuysen.
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That assemblyman guy hyped him to it.
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Ralph told this funny fucking
joke, though, at Albert's party.
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He goes, "Ginny Sack
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had a 95-pound mole
surgically taken off her ass."
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-He said that?
-Yeah.
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And you think it's funny?
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It's in bad taste, huh?
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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The fuck?
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No, that's not what I want. No, no, no.
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No, I want a 50 T's,
50 reverse. Got that?
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Guys, pick up those ice-cream wrappers.
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[CAR HORN]
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If I were a carpenter And
you were a douche bag
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-Hey, what are you doing?
-Breaking my balls. What's it look like?
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I tell you, this no-show shit is tough.
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Deciding what not to wear to
work, what not to put in my lunch box.
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You're breaking my heart.
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You should try sitting
here 10:30 to 3:00.
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You got Carson Ave.?
242
00:16:58,178 --> 00:17:00,628
Hey, you know that girl
the other night, Danielle?
243
00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:02,933
She's a piece of ass but fucking rude.
244
00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:06,895
-It's all here?
-You remember to put the spores in there?
245
00:17:08,147 --> 00:17:10,649
That's not funny.
246
00:17:11,191 --> 00:17:14,653
-What the fuck's all that?
-Fiber-optic cable.
247
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:17,990
High-speed Internet access.
248
00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:22,161
-A lot of money in this shit.
-Oh, yeah?
249
00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:30,794
The kid was supposed to get a
job this summer, an internship.
250
00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:34,882
Then it wasn't right for what she
was studying. Okay, that's one down.
251
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:38,927
Then she was gonna be a hostess at
Artie Bucco's restaurant. I got her that.
252
00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:42,139
And there was a problem about
she couldn't work Tuesdays
253
00:17:42,306 --> 00:17:44,256
because of her babysitting commitment.
254
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,741
And Artie didn't try to
understand, so she left.
255
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:50,772
Then the babysitting family
disappeared to Nantucket.
256
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:54,818
Then something else fell through,
and then, and then, and then.
257
00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:56,445
So she's regressing.
258
00:17:56,653 --> 00:17:58,947
If she keeps it up, she'll
be back in the womb.
259
00:17:59,031 --> 00:18:01,116
Over the course of a child's life
260
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:04,369
there's a constant moving
away and coming back.
261
00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:06,788
Security versus freedom.
262
00:18:07,289 --> 00:18:10,834
But what I find interesting,
and that's if I hear you right
263
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:16,590
is that at the age of 19, she
actually wants to stay close to home.
264
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,343
Well, see, that's what I was gonna say.
265
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:22,471
-She did have someone close die.
-Jackie.
266
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:26,683
But she brings that up whenever you ask
her to clean up after herself or whatever.
267
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:30,729
-That she's traumatized.
-He was shot to death.
268
00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:34,274
Yeah, it's tragic, that kid.
269
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:41,156
-It was some kind of drug deal, you said?
-Exactly, yeah, yeah. All the earmarks.
270
00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:47,913
No, it's gotta be tough.
271
00:18:50,165 --> 00:18:53,165
Then again, they'd been broken
up, and he wasn't nice to her.
272
00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:56,838
-It may be a manipulation in part…
-She's got a hard-on about Columbia.
273
00:18:56,922 --> 00:18:58,924
"It's so competitive."
274
00:18:59,132 --> 00:19:04,221
But it doesn't mean that her
pain over Jackie's death isn't real.
275
00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:09,726
Has she said to you or
Carmela she's depressed?
276
00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:13,689
Oh, come on with that
shit. She's gonna be all right.
277
00:19:13,897 --> 00:19:17,067
Maybe she should be on medication.
278
00:19:18,402 --> 00:19:23,198
And her anger is focused
on Carmela, not on you?
279
00:19:23,365 --> 00:19:25,200
I catch some shit.
280
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:28,370
But me and Med, we were
always close. Even in that
281
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:31,206
15-year-old period, you know?
282
00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:33,625
When she could hardly stomach Carmela?
283
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,335
Well
284
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,130
you are the dad.
285
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,884
The template for all future lovers.
286
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,470
She loves me.
287
00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:47,723
I know that.
288
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,978
Since she was a tiny baby.
289
00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:57,816
Might be helpful if she saw someone.
290
00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,985
Dr. Wendi Kobler.
291
00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:04,281
She's an adolescent psychologist
and an educational consultant.
292
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:08,285
Well, what do you mean? Talk
about private family stuff like I do here?
293
00:20:08,452 --> 00:20:11,121
-With you?
-Yes.
294
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:14,375
Look, like you said,
she's going back to school.
295
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,545
She's gonna be with her college
pals, back to the grindstone.
296
00:20:17,712 --> 00:20:20,006
That's all good shit.
297
00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:35,897
I thought you had
final registration today.
298
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,527
Technically, drop-and-add
goes on for the next three weeks.
299
00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:44,244
Well, still, shouldn't you
register for the classes
300
00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:47,450
you know you want so you don't lose them?
301
00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:51,371
Look, I decided to take a year off.
302
00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:53,831
You what?!
303
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,834
And do what, loaf around the house?
304
00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:59,504
Actually, I'm going
to Europe, with Misty.
305
00:21:00,713 --> 00:21:02,965
What are you talking about?
306
00:21:04,092 --> 00:21:06,886
Look, Mom, I'm just not ready.
307
00:21:07,053 --> 00:21:09,806
If I go back now, I'll have
to meet with advisers
308
00:21:09,972 --> 00:21:12,350
who will at least want
me to declare a major,
309
00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:15,895
or independent course of
study. I'll have that to deal with.
310
00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:20,233
And obviously, you don't
want me around here.
311
00:21:23,945 --> 00:21:27,407
That is not what I said at all.
312
00:21:30,368 --> 00:21:33,204
You think I don't want you here?
313
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:36,791
She knows what I fucking
make. Who am I, Bill Gates?
314
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,876
I already support the kids.
315
00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:42,129
You're the bartender. You're
supposed to listen to my problems.
316
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:43,631
Yeah.
317
00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:48,219
Hey, Ton, sorry I'm late. What's up?
318
00:21:48,386 --> 00:21:51,597
You tell me. I got a call
from Jack Massarone.
319
00:21:51,764 --> 00:21:54,684
Massarone Construction?
A very angry call.
320
00:21:54,851 --> 00:21:56,978
The M-80 in the Porta-Pot. I told Benny…
321
00:21:57,186 --> 00:21:59,272
Don't fuck with me on this.
322
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:04,444
-The fiber-optic shit.
-You knew it was boosted?
323
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:08,156
No. Well, yeah, I mean,
Patsy mentioned some…
324
00:22:08,322 --> 00:22:11,617
Jesus Christ, if I
wanted Patsy in charge…
325
00:22:11,784 --> 00:22:14,495
Use your fucking head, Christopher.
326
00:22:16,164 --> 00:22:17,832
I'm sorry, T, I thought I was.
327
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,294
By drawing heat to a
quarter-billion-dollar job?
328
00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:25,965
Think, Christopher, think.
The big fucking picture, huh?
329
00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:32,013
Aren't they insured?
330
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:41,481
She's nice, Janice, you
know? Not my usual type, but…
331
00:22:41,773 --> 00:22:43,482
Her hair, it's pretty.
332
00:22:43,566 --> 00:22:47,153
Pre-Raphaelite they
call it, with the curls.
333
00:22:49,947 --> 00:22:52,700
Nothing but net, motherfucker.
334
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,630
She does have an earthy
quality, give her that.
335
00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:02,168
It's those big tits.
336
00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,504
No disrespect.
337
00:23:05,713 --> 00:23:07,882
Of course, there's
the issue of her family.
338
00:23:08,341 --> 00:23:12,178
Making her happy wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world for my career.
339
00:23:12,345 --> 00:23:14,055
Game.
340
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:20,436
Where you going?
341
00:23:22,438 --> 00:23:26,192
-Come on, Ralph, I'm tired.
-Come on, one more.
342
00:23:28,945 --> 00:23:31,155
Come on.
343
00:23:36,702 --> 00:23:39,413
Come on, a little fucking defense, huh?
344
00:23:41,457 --> 00:23:42,875
Hook shot.
345
00:23:48,172 --> 00:23:49,882
[DOOR CLOSING]
346
00:23:52,969 --> 00:23:56,569
Oh, thank God. Where is that number
of the therapist that Melfi gave you?
347
00:23:56,682 --> 00:24:00,310
-Why? What happened?
-She's going to Europe, your daughter.
348
00:24:00,477 --> 00:24:04,273
She's dropping out of school, going
all over the place on a Eurailpass.
349
00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:06,439
-Is she fucking kidding?
-Apparently not.
350
00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:09,361
Her passport from going
to the Bahamas is still valid.
351
00:24:09,528 --> 00:24:11,728
-Where is she?
-I don't know, down the shore.
352
00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:15,534
I suppose all these parties she goes
to are all memorials for Jackie Jr.?
353
00:24:15,701 --> 00:24:18,412
-Tony, please, with the yelling.
-You still online?
354
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,206
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
355
00:24:26,503 --> 00:24:30,549
-So, what the fuck's in Europe?
-I don't know. Experience.
356
00:24:30,716 --> 00:24:33,093
Real life. Art.
357
00:24:33,302 --> 00:24:36,221
I knew this constant harping
on art was gonna cause trouble.
358
00:24:36,305 --> 00:24:38,155
Gonna work in publicity or something.
359
00:24:38,265 --> 00:24:41,268
Some friend of Misty's is
making a movie in Denmark.
360
00:24:41,894 --> 00:24:44,479
I think we should call that therapist.
361
00:24:46,189 --> 00:24:48,817
She's going back to school.
They got counselors there.
362
00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:52,529
Better ones. Ivy League ones.
363
00:24:52,696 --> 00:24:57,200
-No fucking way she's going to Europe.
-Fine.
364
00:24:57,534 --> 00:24:59,912
Maybe they don't have
to talk. Maybe they're
365
00:25:00,078 --> 00:25:04,333
the kind of couple that
doesn't have to talk constantly.
366
00:25:06,501 --> 00:25:10,964
-One beer left?
-Danielle was over. We had pizza.
367
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,886
I figured out what's wrong with
that broad, and it's some bad shit.
368
00:25:19,056 --> 00:25:21,433
What's the matter, baby?
369
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,810
Tony again?
370
00:25:25,479 --> 00:25:30,484
I owe this guy a lot, but
he's a fucking jerk sometimes.
371
00:25:30,651 --> 00:25:33,987
Like he never heard of a learning curve.
372
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,199
You know what?
373
00:25:37,866 --> 00:25:40,202
I'm gonna get high.
374
00:25:43,288 --> 00:25:47,709
Christopher, I thought you were gonna
stop using junk because of your new job.
375
00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:53,548
I am.
376
00:25:53,715 --> 00:25:57,260
This is my goodbye party with heroin.
377
00:25:57,427 --> 00:25:59,554
You wanna do a hit?
378
00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:03,475
I don't know. I did
some blow at the club.
379
00:26:04,893 --> 00:26:07,443
It's funny with Tony. It's
like Danielle was saying
380
00:26:07,604 --> 00:26:09,898
how we send food to the poorer countries.
381
00:26:10,065 --> 00:26:13,694
-No good deed goes unpunished.
-What is it with you and this girl?
382
00:26:13,986 --> 00:26:17,864
-What, I can't have friends?
-You're amazing, you know that?
383
00:26:18,031 --> 00:26:21,910
With all of your intelligence,
you never see the big picture.
384
00:26:22,869 --> 00:26:25,497
-You met her where?
-At the mall. So?
385
00:26:25,706 --> 00:26:27,791
Think, Adriana, think.
386
00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:30,961
Girl like that. Ass like that.
387
00:26:31,128 --> 00:26:33,578
She don't have a boyfriend,
she don't like Paulie.
388
00:26:33,714 --> 00:26:37,050
-Oh, like he's Jude Law.
-Yeah, whatever.
389
00:26:38,552 --> 00:26:41,013
Are you that fucking blind?
390
00:26:45,851 --> 00:26:50,022
-She's a dyke.
-No.
391
00:26:54,776 --> 00:26:57,029
You think?
392
00:27:03,201 --> 00:27:07,164
Use your head, huh? It's
a quarter-billion-dollar job.
393
00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:11,126
-My head? It was your idea.
-Excuse me?
394
00:27:11,293 --> 00:27:16,006
When the kid there, Vito, told
you how expensive the shit was
395
00:27:16,173 --> 00:27:19,551
I don't know, you gave me a look.
396
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,386
A look?
397
00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:23,553
So now you're a fucking mind reader now?
398
00:27:23,638 --> 00:27:26,475
Hey, it won't happen again. Christo…
399
00:27:28,226 --> 00:27:32,147
Stop now, it'll be that much
harder to get back on track.
400
00:27:32,314 --> 00:27:33,523
Your mother's right.
401
00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:36,861
Just out of curiosity, what are
you planning on using for money?
402
00:27:37,028 --> 00:27:38,988
Cheap Tickets is running a sale.
403
00:27:39,155 --> 00:27:42,867
I can cash in the bonds Nana gave
me, and most likely, I'll be working.
404
00:27:43,034 --> 00:27:45,328
Oh, yeah, some student film.
405
00:27:45,495 --> 00:27:49,665
It's not a student film.
It's a feature on DV cam.
406
00:27:49,832 --> 00:27:51,667
Alvar hangs out with Dogma.
407
00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:55,338
He got honorable mention at the
Winnipeg Film Festival last year.
408
00:27:55,546 --> 00:27:57,673
Oh, forget money, what about security?
409
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,301
You think traipsing around
Europe's a smart move?
410
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,930
Like Europe's any less safe than here?
411
00:28:04,138 --> 00:28:08,643
Look, you don't seem to get it. I
keep having images of Jackie Aprile
412
00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:12,814
lying in a pool of his own
blood in some street somewhere.
413
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:17,819
So, what, French discos
drive away all sad thoughts?
414
00:28:17,985 --> 00:28:21,364
What, Mom, you've never heard
of the restorative nature of travel?
415
00:28:21,531 --> 00:28:23,366
Read Henry James.
416
00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:27,283
Why does every college have junior
year abroad if there isn't a need for it?
417
00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:30,270
Then why don't you wait for
junior year. It's eight months.
418
00:28:30,414 --> 00:28:34,168
-Because I need it now.
-You wanna go to Europe? Go.
419
00:28:34,794 --> 00:28:36,087
Clear your head.
420
00:28:36,295 --> 00:28:38,545
Do whatever it is the
hell they do over there.
421
00:28:38,631 --> 00:28:40,341
Thank you, I will.
422
00:28:40,716 --> 00:28:45,179
Don't you think she should talk to
someone first? A counselor, maybe?
423
00:28:45,346 --> 00:28:47,640
The college of hard
knocks is what she needs.
424
00:28:47,807 --> 00:28:50,307
See how she likes it when
a gypsy lifts her wallet.
425
00:28:50,393 --> 00:28:52,293
You can't work there without a permit
426
00:28:52,436 --> 00:28:55,857
which the French
hang on to like their balls.
427
00:29:01,445 --> 00:29:03,739
Thank you for that united front.
428
00:29:03,906 --> 00:29:06,306
The more we fight, the
more she's gonna wanna go.
429
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:09,662
She's going, Tony. I don't
understand you with this flip-flop.
430
00:29:09,829 --> 00:29:14,208
She'll meet other boys. Maybe an actual
Italian one. Jackie will stop playing…
431
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:19,088
-You'd want her married to a foreigner?
-Married, no. Jesus.
432
00:29:19,255 --> 00:29:23,801
Although, look at Furio.
What's so bad about him?
433
00:29:23,968 --> 00:29:25,219
Do what you want, Tony.
434
00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:28,436
I am not gonna stand idle while
she throws her education away.
435
00:29:28,556 --> 00:29:29,656
What are you gonna do?
436
00:29:29,849 --> 00:29:32,852
She's not gonna take this step
without talking to somebody.
437
00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,270
Come on.
438
00:29:34,437 --> 00:29:36,787
Dr. Melfi's person is an
educational consultant.
439
00:29:36,898 --> 00:29:39,525
Maybe she can explain to
Meadow how dropping out now
440
00:29:39,692 --> 00:29:42,195
is not gonna look at all
good to medical schools.
441
00:29:42,403 --> 00:29:44,155
We could use an ally here, Tony.
442
00:29:44,322 --> 00:29:49,285
Some adult, besides us, to toe the line
for accountability and responsibility.
443
00:29:55,374 --> 00:29:59,253
So maybe you go on an
antidepressant to tide you over.
444
00:29:59,629 --> 00:30:02,673
You're not paying for it.
445
00:30:02,924 --> 00:30:05,092
I don't know, maybe.
446
00:30:11,557 --> 00:30:14,727
Anyway, it was
supposed to be his funeral.
447
00:30:14,894 --> 00:30:19,649
-Jack's.
-And they all stood around drinking,
448
00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:26,239
and blubbering at these egregious,
saccharine, fucking Italian ballads.
449
00:30:26,822 --> 00:30:29,116
It was revolting.
450
00:30:30,076 --> 00:30:33,579
-After I left the restaurant, I vomited.
-You were drinking?
451
00:30:33,913 --> 00:30:36,582
I smoked a joint with my friends too.
452
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,460
Well, that's okay.
453
00:30:39,835 --> 00:30:43,381
As long as you didn't deliberately purge.
454
00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:51,430
When I asked you earlier what
Dad does for a living, you said:
455
00:30:52,181 --> 00:30:57,019
"Waste management, wink-wink."
What does "wink-wink" mean?
456
00:30:58,104 --> 00:30:59,480
Okay.
457
00:31:00,731 --> 00:31:02,525
He's like…
458
00:31:04,652 --> 00:31:06,112
You know.
459
00:31:08,197 --> 00:31:10,658
You mentioned Jack's
father was in the Mafia.
460
00:31:10,825 --> 00:31:13,995
I didn't realize your dad was too.
461
00:31:17,457 --> 00:31:20,127
There's no such thing as the Mafia.
462
00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:23,255
I said Jackie's dad was a loan shark.
463
00:31:30,595 --> 00:31:35,475
How did Dad react when he
heard Jack had been killed?
464
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:38,729
He was pretty upset.
465
00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:43,734
He used to tell Jackie all the time,
"Don't get involved, stay in school."
466
00:31:44,401 --> 00:31:46,695
Get involved?
467
00:31:47,362 --> 00:31:48,864
With what?
468
00:31:53,118 --> 00:31:55,037
Drugs.
469
00:31:56,621 --> 00:32:00,000
Right. The X.
470
00:32:03,628 --> 00:32:07,007
So Dad was a positive
force in Jack's life?
471
00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:08,675
Jackie.
472
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,013
Yeah.
473
00:32:14,848 --> 00:32:17,893
You don't like talking
much about Dad, do you?
474
00:32:20,729 --> 00:32:22,564
It doesn't bother me.
475
00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:28,320
Meadow, I'm gonna ask
you a question about Dad.
476
00:32:31,907 --> 00:32:34,743
This may be very painful for you.
477
00:32:37,913 --> 00:32:40,374
Did Dad ever molest you?
478
00:32:40,957 --> 00:32:42,042
No.
479
00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:45,462
I don't tell them what
we discuss, Meadow.
480
00:32:50,884 --> 00:32:52,594
Gee, I don't think so.
481
00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:56,056
-What about Mom?
-God, no.
482
00:32:57,474 --> 00:33:01,520
Unless you consider obsessing about
my fucking GPA an assault, which I do.
483
00:33:01,728 --> 00:33:05,440
Well, she has to learn that
education is a lifelong process.
484
00:33:05,607 --> 00:33:08,985
-That's what I told them.
-A college degree is a nice thing, sure,
485
00:33:09,152 --> 00:33:12,072
but not at the sake
of emotional well-being.
486
00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:14,616
That's exactly what I said.
487
00:33:14,783 --> 00:33:19,663
Perhaps they should examine their
own needs to have you stay in school.
488
00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:22,999
Blow off their self-esteem issues.
489
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:26,795
So you book on Columbia, you
can come back when you're ready.
490
00:33:27,546 --> 00:33:31,800
Or I could write you a letter
to the University of Barcelona.
491
00:33:32,217 --> 00:33:34,177
It's a hot school.
492
00:33:34,344 --> 00:33:37,639
I'm on a consultancy there.
493
00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:45,313
[PARTY MUSIC AND YELLING THROUGH WALLS]
494
00:33:53,822 --> 00:33:55,991
-Busy out there?
-Bachelor party.
495
00:33:58,452 --> 00:34:01,663
Some asshole just
slipped on a lime wedge.
496
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,711
So I was talking to Patsy.
497
00:34:08,837 --> 00:34:11,840
Sounds like Chrissy's got a
little Napoleon thing going on.
498
00:34:12,632 --> 00:34:14,593
Yeah?
499
00:34:14,759 --> 00:34:16,178
Good.
500
00:34:16,344 --> 00:34:18,847
Right. Of course.
501
00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:22,100
Nobody's denying
his leadership abilities.
502
00:34:24,102 --> 00:34:26,313
So, what's the problem?
503
00:34:26,521 --> 00:34:28,356
It's just…
504
00:34:28,982 --> 00:34:33,528
I don't know. Patsy feels bad,
maybe he was passed over.
505
00:34:34,237 --> 00:34:35,737
So, what the fuck do you care?
506
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:38,241
Last year, you were
pushing me to take him out.
507
00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:43,330
I'm just saying, with the change
of rank and all, maybe he feels
508
00:34:44,414 --> 00:34:46,500
marginalized.
509
00:34:47,209 --> 00:34:49,044
Marginalized?
510
00:34:50,462 --> 00:34:52,881
What the fuck does that even mean?
511
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,144
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
512
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,651
I like your pants. Leather?
513
00:35:11,817 --> 00:35:14,403
Yeah, I got them at Bebe.
514
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,531
Fucking packed tonight.
515
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:18,783
Let's celebrate.
516
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:23,953
[SNORTING]
517
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,168
No, I'm gonna stick with the champagne.
518
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:33,005
Oh, it's primo shit, Dannie.
We got an awesome connection.
519
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,840
It's okay.
520
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,718
[SNORTING]
521
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,808
So I was thinking, right?
522
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,685
What we do is start our own group.
523
00:35:45,851 --> 00:35:48,396
I'll be the singer, and
you two can back me up.
524
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,647
-Please.
-Right.
525
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,108
What? It's so hard to rap?
526
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,570
My bitch, my ho My ho,
my bitch, my bitch-bitch
527
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:57,488
-What? It's a joke?
-Stop.
528
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,533
-You don't wanna back me up?
-Stop.
529
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:04,453
God.
530
00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:08,124
-That's gorgeous.
-Isn't it?
531
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,585
Christopher gave it to me.
532
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,546
Yeah, you like it, huh, baby?
533
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:32,023
-What are you doing?!
-What?
534
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:36,235
-I'm gonna go.
-What? Hang out. What's the matter?
535
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:39,238
I'll call you tomorrow, Ade.
536
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:46,078
-You piece of fucking shit.
-Oh, what the fuck?!
537
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:49,395
I saw you. What'd you think, you
were gonna fuck the two of us?!
538
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,043
-You and those fucking videos.
-She came on to me!
539
00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:54,559
She took my hand, she
was rubbing it on herself.
540
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,047
-Bullshit.
-Yeah?
541
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:59,800
Right before you came over, she was
telling me where she buys her pants.
542
00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:02,511
Her underwear. Fucking
Bebe's. Like I give a fuck.
543
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,890
-You said she was gay.
-Who knows what her problem is?
544
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,186
A broad like her will fuck a
snake. Use your head, huh?
545
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,644
What do I want with that
skank when I got you?
546
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,523
You were saying she had a nice ass.
547
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:18,944
I was trying to say something
positive because she's your friend.
548
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,616
Come here.
549
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:32,458
What have I been telling you
about this pucchiacca, huh?
550
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,170
She's trying to fuck us up, Adriana.
551
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:40,466
And what we have is
stronger than any of that shit.
552
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:50,893
I'm sorry.
553
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:57,108
Son of a fucking bitch.
554
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,822
What happened to the Krazy Glue?
555
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:07,326
Somebody left the top off. It dried out.
556
00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,248
-What'd you want?
-Nothing, really.
557
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,875
But you should see
the floor tiles, though.
558
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:19,547
That got delivered to the
job site? Mexican travertine.
559
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,799
Johnny Sposato will take that shit.
560
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:26,303
No more dipping at the job
according to fucking Alfalfa.
561
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:30,057
But the order comes down from Tony.
562
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,273
-Go ahead.
-What?
563
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,651
Knock off the tile?
564
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:43,822
-If Tony says no…?
-I got your back.
565
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,532
Tony will be fine with it.
566
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,312
Hey.
567
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:19,232
The rotor on the washing machine
broke. Carm said I could use yours.
568
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:24,321
Clean out the filter
this time. Disgusting.
569
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,918
So how's your love life?
570
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,360
Why don't you mind your business.
571
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:43,340
Feels like it is my business,
considering I had to haul
572
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:46,301
your last boyfriend out of
your kitchen in a Hefty bag.
573
00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:49,471
You're a miserable fuck, you know that?
574
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,807
-You're just like Ma.
-Oh, yeah?
575
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:55,519
Yeah, really. With your
condescension and your sabotage.
576
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,522
For your information,
Ralph is a great guy.
577
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,588
Trust me, I got more information
than I need about Ralphie.
578
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,151
It's always something, Tony.
579
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,654
You threatened because
he has a sense of style?
580
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,532
-Sense of style?
-Ralph Lauren? Collegiate?
581
00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:12,148
Let me ask you a question, Janice.
Do I know this guy better than you?
582
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,287
Because I'm telling you, he's no good.
583
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:18,458
My happiness really drives
you crazy, doesn't it, Tony?
584
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:29,427
This reorganization of the
bureau could be good for both of us.
585
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,096
[PHONE RINGING]
586
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,231
-Lilac Personal Shopping.
-Five fucking messages, Danielle?
587
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:44,442
Can't you take a hint?
Stop fucking calling here.
588
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,696
-Sweetie, don't be like that.
-Sweetie, bullshit.
589
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,491
-You're lucky I don't rip your ass.
-I thought we were friends.
590
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:54,536
Did you take his hand
off your leg? Did you?
591
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,080
-I tried.
-Bullshit.
592
00:40:57,247 --> 00:41:00,166
And don't ever fucking call me anymore.
593
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:06,006
Four fucking months of work.
594
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,427
Maybe if we let her cool off.
595
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:13,054
She thinks I tried to
seduce her fiancé, Dwight.
596
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:16,850
-Little shit bag that he is.
-What now?
597
00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,977
Do we set someone else up?
598
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:23,648
And waste another five months getting
in close? Her guard will be up anyway.
599
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:28,278
I think we should consider
the undercover op a dead issue.
600
00:41:28,445 --> 00:41:30,614
Let's just bring her in straight up.
601
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:36,369
Still in all, good work, Ciccerone.
602
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:39,539
Yeah, right. Thanks.
603
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,504
You know what the problem is, right?
604
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,799
She gave Moltisanti a hard-on.
605
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:53,595
So, what do we do? Hire only schifosas?
606
00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:58,308
You know, I had a dream
about her the other night.
607
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,459
Tony!
608
00:42:24,043 --> 00:42:25,503
Tony!
609
00:42:25,962 --> 00:42:28,130
Oh, this boring cocksucker.
610
00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:30,347
Jehovah's Witnesses are more interesting.
611
00:42:30,508 --> 00:42:33,844
Jack, how's your balls?
What are you doing here?
612
00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:36,555
Yeah, I got a foursome
with some city engineers.
613
00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:38,724
-You got a sec?
-Yeah, sure.
614
00:42:38,891 --> 00:42:42,937
-Artie Bucco, Jack Massarone.
-Sure, you been in my restaurant.
615
00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:46,691
-Problem with the stracciatelli, right?
-Yeah.
616
00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:48,567
Come.
617
00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:56,575
-It's all right.
-Listen, I don't mean to be a pest,
618
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,828
-but your guys…
-I'll take care of that.
619
00:42:58,995 --> 00:43:03,290
This is not the fiber optics.
I'm talking about the floor tiles.
620
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:07,586
-What floor tiles?
-Last night, somebody hijacked a trailer.
621
00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:11,132
The truck crushed a
shed on its way out too.
622
00:43:21,517 --> 00:43:24,895
Christopher, my mother's expecting us.
623
00:43:26,856 --> 00:43:27,732
Hoho!
624
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,443
Look what the cat dragged in.
625
00:43:30,985 --> 00:43:34,363
Fucking greedy cocksucker. You
had to come back for more, huh?
626
00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:37,158
-Fucking floor tiles now.
-You little fucking prick.
627
00:43:37,366 --> 00:43:40,327
-Come on. Come on.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, fellas.
628
00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:43,539
-Mind your own fucking business.
-What did I say?
629
00:43:43,748 --> 00:43:46,709
I distinctly told you to
lay off this fucking job.
630
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:49,587
Talk to Silvio! He gave
the order, you stupid fuck.
631
00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:53,049
Yeah? What did you call me, huh?
632
00:43:53,257 --> 00:43:56,427
That's right. That's right.
Little fucking tough guy, huh?
633
00:43:57,053 --> 00:43:58,503
-You bastard.
-Chris, come on.
634
00:43:58,596 --> 00:44:02,850
You work for me, not fucking
Silvio. I told you to knock it off.
635
00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:04,852
I'm calling the police.
636
00:44:05,019 --> 00:44:08,355
Don't think I forgot about you going
through my fiancée's underwear.
637
00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:11,901
-That wasn't me, you fucking jerk.
-We'll see, huh?
638
00:44:15,029 --> 00:44:16,655
So
639
00:44:17,198 --> 00:44:21,160
Who the fuck are you?
Ralph Bunche over here?
640
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:23,037
-Hey, hey, hey.
-You motherfucker.
641
00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:25,372
-Oh, my God.
-Pat! Pat!
642
00:44:25,581 --> 00:44:28,131
-Let me go.
-Get out of here. Let's get out of here.
643
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:31,504
Get him to a fucking hospital.
Make sure he keeps his mouth shut.
644
00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:34,507
Keep your fucking mouth shut.
645
00:44:35,633 --> 00:44:38,094
For right, he's the one.
646
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,931
I never said they shouldn't get engaged.
647
00:44:42,098 --> 00:44:43,766
Mom.
648
00:44:45,142 --> 00:44:47,895
Hi, can I have a tuna san?
649
00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:56,320
-Will you hang up that phone, please?
-Excuse me?
650
00:45:00,074 --> 00:45:01,742
Can I call you back?
651
00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:10,501
-Did you go to see Dr. Kobler?
-Yeah.
652
00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:13,879
-Well, what did you talk about?
-I don't have to tell you or Dad.
653
00:45:14,046 --> 00:45:15,464
It's confidential.
654
00:45:15,631 --> 00:45:18,259
This is what we pay $200 for?
655
00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:22,054
It was your idea. I only saw
her out of a gesture of goodwill.
656
00:45:22,263 --> 00:45:23,764
Tony!
657
00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:25,891
I don't know what you're so upset about.
658
00:45:25,975 --> 00:45:28,602
It's my right to go to
Europe. That's what she said.
659
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:32,231
I don't care what she said.
She's totally irresponsible.
660
00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:37,778
What?
661
00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:41,198
The therapist told her it
is her right to go to Europe.
662
00:45:41,407 --> 00:45:43,784
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
663
00:45:44,702 --> 00:45:47,329
She actually thinks
this is a good idea…?
664
00:45:57,047 --> 00:45:59,007
She actually thinks this is a good idea?
665
00:45:59,091 --> 00:46:02,691
She said it's no big deal. I can pick
up my education wherever, whenever.
666
00:46:02,846 --> 00:46:05,140
-Oh, really?
-Wendi can get me into school
667
00:46:05,307 --> 00:46:07,100
in Barcelona if I decided to stay.
668
00:46:07,267 --> 00:46:09,728
-Who's Wendi?
-Dr. Wendi Kobler.
669
00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:10,937
Barcelona.
670
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:14,024
I could take Melfi's head
and crush it like a walnut.
671
00:46:14,232 --> 00:46:18,445
-I feel battered.
-I've gotta get to the salon.
672
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:22,073
Did you tell Wendi that
you didn't work all summer?
673
00:46:23,033 --> 00:46:24,826
Wait, you're right.
674
00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:28,412
I forgot to mention the pivotal
role of the work ethic in this family.
675
00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:30,749
You can lose that smart mouth right now.
676
00:46:30,957 --> 00:46:33,919
Or what? What is this, Afghanistan?
677
00:46:34,085 --> 00:46:37,422
I'm over 18 now. I'm a grown
woman. I can do what I want.
678
00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:41,718
All right! Jesus, God, we know
that. Is that your only point here?!
679
00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:46,181
Because just getting what you
want is for babies, not adults.
680
00:46:50,518 --> 00:46:53,768
It may interest you to know she
also thinks I should be on Prozac.
681
00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:55,649
-She does?
-She said that?
682
00:46:55,857 --> 00:46:58,276
Jackie was murdered. I know you think
683
00:46:58,443 --> 00:47:01,238
it's nothing that the
Columbia/Army game wouldn't cure.
684
00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:04,282
-That is so unfair.
-All right, look.
685
00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:06,618
I've been thinking about this.
686
00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:10,705
Now, you're a smart girl. The
right move for you is to wait.
687
00:47:11,414 --> 00:47:13,208
Just till next year, maybe.
688
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,919
You know what I don't understand, Dad?
689
00:47:16,086 --> 00:47:20,632
-You were all in favor of me going.
-Your mother doesn't want it.
690
00:47:20,882 --> 00:47:24,177
Wow, listen to Mr. Mob Boss.
691
00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:28,056
-What did you call me?
-All this fucking pussyfooting around.
692
00:47:28,265 --> 00:47:31,017
Years now. Why don't
we just get it all out there.
693
00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:32,811
-Tony…
-Shut up.
694
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,380
You got something you wanna say to me?
695
00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:41,027
-What do you mean?
-What do I mean? What do you mean?
696
00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:44,406
All these innuendoes. You
inferring to me that I didn't do
697
00:47:44,572 --> 00:47:48,285
everything I could to keep
that kid from fucking himself up?
698
00:47:50,161 --> 00:47:52,497
That, yeah, knowing him and his family
699
00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:56,751
that I didn't try to be a better dad to
him than his own dad, God rest his soul?
700
00:47:56,918 --> 00:48:00,468
That I didn't try to protect Jackie
Jr.? That I didn't smack him around
701
00:48:00,630 --> 00:48:04,301
because I was so frustrated? Is
that what you're trying to tell me?
702
00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:09,264
I'm through telling people you
help with environmental cleanup.
703
00:48:09,431 --> 00:48:10,724
That's not what I asked.
704
00:48:10,932 --> 00:48:13,332
Like you could talk
honestly for three seconds…
705
00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:15,687
You try me!
706
00:48:22,652 --> 00:48:26,489
I made my plans. I'm going to Europe,
and I'm getting the fuck out of here!
707
00:48:26,656 --> 00:48:28,575
-You've been told no.
-Watch me.
708
00:48:28,783 --> 00:48:32,662
Don't do it! I'm warning
you, do not do it.
709
00:48:42,047 --> 00:48:46,217
Do it for Mommy. That's a good girl.
710
00:48:55,268 --> 00:49:00,357
Adriana La Cerva? I'm Special
Agent Dwight Harris, FBI.
711
00:49:00,565 --> 00:49:02,400
I believe you two have already met.
712
00:49:03,193 --> 00:49:05,487
-Holy fucking shit.
-Don't make a scene.
713
00:49:05,737 --> 00:49:08,823
-You don't wanna attract attention.
-You're in the fucking FBI?
714
00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:11,117
We need to talk. It'll
only take a half-hour.
715
00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:15,455
-I assure you it's in your best interest.
-Could you come with us, please?
716
00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:19,417
-My dog.
-It's okay. Just take her with you.
717
00:49:25,882 --> 00:49:27,342
[ENGINE STARTING UP]
718
00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:31,638
Am I under arrest?
719
00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:35,975
Not at this time, but that
can all change momentarily.
720
00:49:36,935 --> 00:49:40,981
That's a search warrant: your
office, your club, your cocaine.
721
00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:43,692
-It's not my cocaine.
-Really?
722
00:49:43,859 --> 00:49:46,946
-That's not what I have on tape.
-You were fucking taping me?
723
00:49:47,113 --> 00:49:51,158
If I were you, I'd put aside
my hurt feelings for a while.
724
00:49:56,372 --> 00:50:00,209
I told you shit in confidence that
had nothing to do with any of this shit.
725
00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,586
Things I never told no one.
726
00:50:02,753 --> 00:50:05,172
We're offering you a way out, Ade.
727
00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:07,789
A chance to save your
life and Christopher's life.
728
00:50:07,925 --> 00:50:12,763
You don't give a fuck about us.
You and your fucking ob-gyn doctor.
729
00:50:13,264 --> 00:50:15,307
You wanted me and Christopher together
730
00:50:15,516 --> 00:50:18,018
long enough so you could find shit out.
731
00:50:20,438 --> 00:50:21,730
[SOBBING]
732
00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:29,822
We understand your fiancé
is moving up in the world.
733
00:50:29,989 --> 00:50:33,576
-Or down, as the case may be.
-Problems at the Esplanade site.
734
00:50:33,951 --> 00:50:36,287
Oh, my God.
735
00:50:36,454 --> 00:50:38,205
We're not asking you to wear a wire.
736
00:50:38,289 --> 00:50:43,461
We're not asking you to
testify. We just want information.
737
00:50:44,462 --> 00:50:47,214
Is your name even Danielle?
738
00:50:58,642 --> 00:50:59,977
What if I say no?
739
00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:02,646
If you say no, you'll
be placed under arrest,
740
00:51:02,813 --> 00:51:06,025
and charged with possession
and intent to distribute cocaine.
741
00:51:06,567 --> 00:51:10,863
A charge that carries with it a
penalty of up to 25 years in prison.
742
00:51:11,030 --> 00:51:12,114
Oh, my God.
743
00:51:12,281 --> 00:51:14,950
After you make bail you
can explain to Tony Soprano
744
00:51:15,117 --> 00:51:18,329
why you brought an undercover
federal agent into his home.
745
00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:21,248
-My God.
-We'll never hear about it, though.
746
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:24,960
Chances are you and
Christopher will just disappear.
747
00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:26,670
[VOMITING NOISE]
748
00:51:30,007 --> 00:51:32,176
Get the waste basket.
749
00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:41,018
[DOOR BELL]
750
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,986
Come on.
751
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,159
Ton, I left three messages, are you okay?
752
00:51:58,827 --> 00:52:01,080
You look like shit.
753
00:52:03,707 --> 00:52:05,793
I didn't sleep too good.
754
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,670
It's Meadow.
755
00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:11,215
I don't know, we think
maybe she ran off to Europe.
756
00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:14,385
-Europe?
-Yeah.
757
00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:19,765
-So you got a minute?
-Who's that?
758
00:52:19,932 --> 00:52:22,101
Nobody, go back to sleep.
759
00:52:23,018 --> 00:52:25,479
-Oh, hey, Sil.
-How you doing, hon?
760
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:41,787
This floor-tile shit. Misunderstanding.
761
00:52:42,705 --> 00:52:44,707
Patsy. Christopher.
762
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,169
It's a huge job, Sil.
763
00:52:49,336 --> 00:52:51,547
Lot of money at stake.
764
00:52:51,714 --> 00:52:53,841
You of all people should know that.
765
00:52:54,008 --> 00:52:56,343
What, are you mad at me now?
766
00:52:57,886 --> 00:53:01,136
You know, you're getting to be a
very strange man in your old age.
767
00:53:01,473 --> 00:53:02,808
What?
768
00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:04,893
I'm just asking.
769
00:53:05,728 --> 00:53:08,647
Is it a hanging offense or not?
770
00:53:10,482 --> 00:53:13,986
-Did you deliberately disobey me?
-Of course not.
771
00:53:15,112 --> 00:53:18,032
Because Patsy says you gave the okay.
772
00:53:18,782 --> 00:53:23,163
-This is after Chrissy talked to him.
-The time line got fucked up.
773
00:53:24,456 --> 00:53:27,792
-We go back a long way, Sil.
-Indeed we do.
774
00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:31,630
If, in any way, you feel
like Chrissy usurped you,
775
00:53:31,796 --> 00:53:35,800
or anything like that, and
you're trying to ream me…
776
00:53:37,469 --> 00:53:39,429
That's not how it is.
777
00:53:39,846 --> 00:53:41,014
Fine.
778
00:53:42,223 --> 00:53:46,478
The whole thing… …a misunderstanding.
779
00:53:53,026 --> 00:53:55,654
A truckload of floor tiles.
780
00:53:56,112 --> 00:53:59,449
You should be looking at what, 30 grand?
781
00:54:02,035 --> 00:54:06,790
Should be about 2 grand there.
I'll have the rest for you later.
782
00:54:07,832 --> 00:54:10,126
I know you will.
783
00:54:19,010 --> 00:54:21,054
[CLIPPING NOISE]
784
00:54:22,764 --> 00:54:25,892
What? You catch some shrapnel?
785
00:54:29,187 --> 00:54:34,484
Intro to Social Theory
is… Sorry, it's closed out.
786
00:54:36,236 --> 00:54:40,281
You're cutting it a little close
for most of the popular classes.
787
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:54,087
-What about this one?
-09531?
788
00:54:57,090 --> 00:54:59,676
It's your lucky day.
789
00:55:15,859 --> 00:55:17,777
Hey.
790
00:55:18,737 --> 00:55:21,573
I've been thinking, and if you want
791
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:25,368
we can talk to your cousin
Brian about the estate planning.
792
00:55:26,035 --> 00:55:29,372
Listen to him now.
What, do you feel guilty?
793
00:55:29,873 --> 00:55:31,875
You have nothing to feel guilty about.
794
00:55:33,209 --> 00:55:35,295
It's me she blames.
795
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,882
What for?
796
00:55:41,593 --> 00:55:43,928
[SIGH]
797
00:55:57,358 --> 00:55:59,778
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